sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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"My body is tired and I’m tired of my body." - Me everyday (via hai-lei)
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  • Me on my wedding day:you still like me right
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hawti:

I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.

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pyramided:

Losing weight is not impossible. If you know you can do it, why don’t you keep going?
Here are some diets and tips that may help you. People have lost over 20 lbs in a month. 
You are not gonna be a exception!

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)

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misjudgments:

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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weakflowers:

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